What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a women with one leg?

ilene

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What did the spider say to the bee ?

Your honey or your life !

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !