How much for the mirror?

Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue

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Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.