How much for the mirror?

Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue

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Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self