What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

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Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

ghost buzzards

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Where do you find the Bible in a library?

Fiction".

What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.