What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

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How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

What's it called when a hippy hangs himself?

Tie-die

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What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

What is the tallest building in the entire world?

Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.