Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.
Joaquin.
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
Kinder Surprise
Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure
Using the lords name in vanity
Han Double
It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.
One, but it takes 7 years.
Dog:
