How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.