Firefighter Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

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Cause he's dead.

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

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What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

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What do you call a Mexican firefighter?

Jos

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?

Hose A and Hose B

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What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

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What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What do you call a water gun that gets people really excited?

A super stoaker

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.