What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

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How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.