What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

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What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

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Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

Firefighter Jokes More Firefighter Jokes

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.