What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands?

Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What is uglier than an aardvark?

Two aardvarks!

What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!