Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

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Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar