How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

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What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

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How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

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How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

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Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.