How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2