How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

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What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

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How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

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What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

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Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.