What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

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Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?

Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah

How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.