What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

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Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

How do you call for a bath?

With a Teletubbie.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no