What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

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What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

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What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

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Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Oscar im so sorry

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

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What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"