What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

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Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

What was the parrot doing in prison ?

It was a jail-bird !

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What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

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How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

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What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

What do you tell a woman that has 37 stab wounds?

Nothing, you already told her 37 times.