What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?

A: A Buy-ologist.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

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What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.