Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.

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What do you call a peeping Tom cat?

A Purrr-vert.

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

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What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.