How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is picture of Jesus better than Jesus himself?

You only need one nail to hang up the picture.

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

Storage Jokes More Storage Jokes

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

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What do you get a man who has everything?

storage

Mouthful Jokes More Mouthful Jokes

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

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