How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

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How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

a road

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

Storage Jokes More Storage Jokes

What do you get a man who has everything?

storage

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

Mouthful Jokes More Mouthful Jokes

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What