Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

a Shar-Pei :)

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Ignore Jokes More Ignore Jokes

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

Flashback Jokes More Flashback Jokes

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Mouthful Jokes More Mouthful Jokes

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.