What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

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Why did Tomoe Mami die?

She got ahead of herself.

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

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What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!