What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

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Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

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What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

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Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam