How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

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Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

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What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..