How much is a dozen bananas?

ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

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How much is a dozen bananas?

ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls )

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Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.