How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

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How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

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How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

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How do you make a German shepherd?

Put him in a synagogue.

How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp?

One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.

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How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!

How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN