How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

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How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

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Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.

How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

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What do you call a German with no good inside?

Guten free.

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How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!

How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.