What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

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Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

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What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

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What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.