Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

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Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

Who is driving the car?

The police.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

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What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

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What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?

Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

What do you call a chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

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Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts