How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

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Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

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What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream