How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

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What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

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What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.