Breed Jokes

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

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How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

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Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

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What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.