Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

When a plant is sad, what do other plants do?

Photosympathize

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!