What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?

Stupid.

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

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Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.