A Doberman puncher!
It was a shih-tzu
Dead in the trash
Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!
Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.
He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.
A Doberman fincher!