How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

Where does the pirate put his ear ring?

In his buccaneer.

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Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

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How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear