Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

How do you know an angle is dead?

When it shows no vital sines

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Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

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Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)