Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

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What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

he thought he was going to Arrrland.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.