What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

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Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

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Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

What do you call an Arab who just arrived -Amir The next one?

Amir Azwal The next -Amir Azwal Azim

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

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What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

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How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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