Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What was he charged with?

Indie-cent exposure.

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What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

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What do they call Miley Cyrus in France?

Kilometrey Cyrus.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

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What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.