What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What's a Greek's favorite color of sky?

Golden Dawn

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Stream Jokes More Stream Jokes

What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams