How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows?

Dairy

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What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side