Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Flip Flop Jokes More Flip Flop Jokes

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

Dairy Jokes More Dairy Jokes

How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows?

Dairy

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.