Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

Flip Flop Jokes More Flip Flop Jokes

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

Dairy Jokes More Dairy Jokes

How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows?

Dairy

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side