Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

Why did the farmer win an award?

because he was out-standing in his field

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?

An investigator.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Flip Flop Jokes More Flip Flop Jokes

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops

Dairy Jokes More Dairy Jokes

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

How often did the asian cow go to the gym?

Dairy