One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.
None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
None, they just shoot the room for being black.
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
Yarn.
Cover your ears with your hands
They taste like chicken.
Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.