What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

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How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

Carlos.

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What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist?

DYKE HARD

Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

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What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

What kind of STD does a blonde woman give you?

Herp-n-derp-es