What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

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How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

What do you call a burning white guy?

A firecracker

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What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

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What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

What did 1 lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right we do taste like chicken!

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

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What kind of STD does a blonde woman give you?

Herp-n-derp-es

What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?

A herpepotamus.