Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

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Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

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Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!