Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

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Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

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Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

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What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

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Why do women prefer old gynecologists?

Their shaky hands!

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

What is the biggest battery size?

The D. It's huge.

Manual Jokes More Manual Jokes

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"