Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

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What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

Who drives away all his customers ?

A taxi driver.

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What's easier to pick up the heavier it is?

A girl.

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

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Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

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Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"