How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

Custard Jokes More Custard Jokes

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

What do you call a custard when it goes bad?

Off-pudding.

Burrito Jokes More Burrito Jokes

What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.