How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

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What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

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DIP

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Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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Off-pudding.

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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.