Quackamole.
So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.
Tell him he's a duck.
Quackamole
ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.
One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito