What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

How do you make an idiot think he's a duck?

Tell him he's a duck.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito