What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans