Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

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Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard