Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

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Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.