Off-pudding.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.
Shark infested custard
A Pedro leak.
You knock on the door.
Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
Because he didn't feel very whale
A hammeredhead
Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.
One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito
DIP
Brown-chichen-Brown-cow
Shark infested mashed potatoes.
A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now
Just Juan
