Off-pudding.
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ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.
Shark infested custard
The part he dips in Olive Oyl.
To liquidate their bills.
One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito
Quackamole.
Lie to me
she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.
Shark infested mashed potatoes.
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
A hammeredhead
is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See
So women know where to stand in the kitchen.
Bigfoot is occasionally sighted
GUACK
She doesn't
Well.. You know what they say about big feet.
