Dip Jokes

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

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Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

How did Popeye keep his tool clean?

NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl

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What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

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What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

Midwest Jokes More Midwest Jokes

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

Where do some popes get their vestments?

Urban Outfitters

What do you call a comatose Pope?

esteemed vegetable.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

Salsa Jokes More Salsa Jokes

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Quicksand Jokes More Quicksand Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko