How tall are the twin towers?

9" 11

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What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

Better reflexes.

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

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How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)