Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

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What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

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What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

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What person shows you around a mental hospital?

Tour-ettes :)

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

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Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment