Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

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Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

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Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

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Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine?

A mental hospital

What person shows you around a mental hospital?

Tour-ettes :)

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Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment