Twin Tower Jokes

What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

Better reflexes.

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

How are genders like the twin towers?

There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

What was the last pizza the twin towers had?

A plane one.

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

How tall are the twin towers?

9" 11

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

What is the favorite sports team at the twin towers?

The Jets

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

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What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

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What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

Better reflexes.

Why does the Leaning Tower of Pisa lean?

It is italicized.

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How do you call a lesbian, black, Canadian woman?

With a phone.

How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

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Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

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Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.