Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)

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What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?

A mutt in a rut !

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)" !!!

How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.