How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

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What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

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A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.