A dog who can lick himself from across the room
It is now a parent.
They got together and talked over old times.
Because your mom was on the other side..
Cus he looked one way, then another way after.
Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)
He was un hoppy !
Because they can't make a fist.
There's some things I've licked that I don't want.
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
None, the room is already lit.