What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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What is a chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei

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What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".

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Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

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Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.